"Her First Class"

Almost two months have passed since Susane joined her class. To the greatest despair the first class is just a day before the mid-term. "Take mid-terms seriously huh, the weightage is big enough to leave scar on yours face" ,they say.

Clock is ticking and it is around 1500 hrs when mobile rings where a friend of her informs her that the arrangements of class has been made and the teacher has asked all the students to reach the department meeting hall by 1600 hrs. With a tinge of excitement and some anger in her face, she runs towards the class. She reaches the class by 1545 hrs where she finds no one at the department but the empty chairs and desk which are encrusted with a layer of dust being the hall out of use for around a fortnight. She waits and waits until she is found by her classmates, together they wait for their first class entitled "Technical Writing". The teacher is never expected to be punctual at his class.

Finally the man expected arrives with a big grin on his face, really trying to hide out the shame. God teach him how to do so! The lecture begins with a lame excuse that he was kept in the dark side and no information relayed about the allotment of the class. He tries to gather some sympathy from students stating being excluded and biased in the department. He uses his own indigenous language for the communication which is just a alien language for Susane. Susane just even bothers to object the use of alien language. Uttering for around 30 long minutes the dumb fellow realises his use of language and ask the class,"Are u all following me? mine language?" 

Holy shit he realizes finally.

Susane replies promptly, "NO,NOT A SINGLE SHIT!"